When I get the money together, I know what I want to do: I shall become a lemur farmer. I shall 10000 head of miniature primates. I hope I won't have to grow them from seed, but if I do, well, I guess that's the price one must pay to live the dream. I shall develop pygmy lemurs, and attack lemurs, and speckled lemurs. Finally, when I am famous enough, Hollywood shall make a movie about me, called the Lemur-Whisperer, or possibly Kill-Die-Death 3, because that's the kind of thing they do in Hollywood. Hopefully, they'll cast Matt Damon to play me, but anyone would be good as long as it's not Keanu Reeves. Finally, I shall buy all of Australia for me and my herd of noble beasts to run free in.
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