Fact 1: The government and everything else, save perhaps a single poorly run waffle hut in Wisconsin, are run by a power hungry Conspiracy That Wants To Control Our Minds

Fact 2: Tinfoil and aluminum foil protect against mind control.

Question: why hasn't the CTWTCOM just altered the makeup of foil?

I'm now tempted to try running a sample through the spectrometer, but I'm not building up too much hope that it'll reveal the truth, since they've clearly subverted the mass spec manufacturers by now.