It appears that Weekly World News will be closing its doors permanently soon. This is pretty crushing for me, considering the endless hours of amusement that paper provided me, as well as providing an excellent way to misspend canteen funds from cadets. It was also my only truly reliable news source, providing a vast cornucopia of information I could be absolutely certain as being wrong, unlike the rest of the media, which might be correct occasionally.
So, raise your glass to Bat-Boy! We barely knew you.
(seen via Pharyngula)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait this was the Weekly World News that made the statement therefore it must be false... whew crisis averted.
I understand... denial is the first step. The next phase is to try and destroy the universe that has witnessed our loss. actually, that's probably the last step as well.
Ooh! We could start an internet petition to bring WWN back... I hear those work well.
The next phase is to try and destroy the universe that has witnessed our loss.
Um. Two questions: first, to what degree, exactly, did you love Batboy? Second, you do realize that Galadan was totally emo, right?
Meh. Batboy is one of the few things it's truly worth being emo about. Believe me, being rejected by the immortal, undying, ethereal love of your life doesn't hold a candle to no more batboy.
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