Fact 1: The government and everything else, save perhaps a single poorly run waffle hut in Wisconsin, are run by a power hungry Conspiracy That Wants To Control Our Minds
Fact 2: Tinfoil and aluminum foil protect against mind control.
Question: why hasn't the CTWTCOM just altered the makeup of foil?
I'm now tempted to try running a sample through the spectrometer, but I'm not building up too much hope that it'll reveal the truth, since they've clearly subverted the mass spec manufacturers by now.
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Oh, that poor waffle hut owner. He so wants to be part of the conspiracy, you know - he has great ideas for mind controlling drugs in the syrup. But until he can keep his restrooms clean, improve his first-quarter profits, and improve the heat on his hotcakes, he'll just have to be left out.
Vampyroteuthis infernalis Chun, 1903 (squid relative) "Vampire squid from Hell".
That's the best squid ever. And that's a high bar.
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